well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
the day after is always just damage control
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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