I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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