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(775): View more from Nevada

suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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(912): View more from Georgia

just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I need new friends

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.

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(716): View more from New York

I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers

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(928): View more from Arizona

Dude. Her vagina is a blender.

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(940): View more from Texas

I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused

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(647): View more from Ontario

RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.

(647): View more from Ontario

lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left

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(309): View more from Illinois

I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.

(1-309): View more from Illinois

I had a sandwich.

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