i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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