apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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