told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
This is classic penis vs brain.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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