Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
