It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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