I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this just has baby written all over it
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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