Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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