Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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