just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm really busy with my period
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