But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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