I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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