let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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