So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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