i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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