so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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