What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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