its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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