If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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