OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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