he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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