In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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