No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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