just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My vagina is officially offended.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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