I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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