we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
everyone is single if you try hard enough
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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