so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
a search helicopter?!
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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