Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
