we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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