I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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