I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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