his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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