is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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