Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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