I love black thongs
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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