Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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