Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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