My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
