My room smells like vodka and shame
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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