Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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