In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
