he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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