Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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