imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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