hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I want to fling myself into the sun
that is very illegal...i love you.
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