it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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