windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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