Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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