But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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