he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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