Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
How's work?
Spinning.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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