apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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