It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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